Frequently Asked Questions

I booked you. Where’s a short bio?

Originally from Washington DC, Ryan Conner has been on the Late Late Show with James Corden, and was a Top-10 finalist on the most recent season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, where judge Norm MacDonald called his first set “The best 3.5 minutes I’ve seen in five years.” In addition to touring the country doing stand-up, Ryan is a writer/producer for MTV’s Ridiculousness, and was a contributing writer for two seasons of TruTV’s “Billy On The Street.” You can hear his album “Live From An Old Prison” anywhere albums can be heard.

What time is it?


Is the stuff you say on stage true?

It’s plagiarized from the back story of Jeff Goldblum’s Jurassic park character.

Am I going to die?

Not a chance.

What should we do about North Korea ?

Make sure they don’t get wet. And don’t feed them after midnight.

Did you confuse North Koreans with mogwais?

I thought you said Gremlins. What are mogwais?

The things from Gremlins.

This is confusing. Can we talk about North Korea or anything else?

Plate or platter?


How about those Dodgers?

I have to go.

What’s the point of this?

What’s the point of anything.

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