Frequently Asked Questions

I booked you. Where’s a short bio?

Originally from Washington DC, Ryan Conner has been on the Late Late Show with James Corden, and was a Top-10 finalist on the most recent season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, where judge Norm MacDonald called his first set “The best 3.5 minutes I’ve seen in five years.” In addition to touring the country doing stand-up, Ryan is a writer/producer for MTV’s Ridiculousness, and was a contributing writer for two seasons of TruTV’s “Billy On The Street.” You can hear his album “Live From An Old Prison” anywhere albums can be heard.

What time is it?


Is the stuff you say on stage true?

It’s plagiarized from the back story of Jeff Goldblum’s Jurassic park character.

Am I going to die?

Not a chance.

What should we do about North Korea ?

Tweet about them. Also make sure they don’t get wet. And don’t feed them after midnight.

Did you confuse North Koreans with mogwais?

It’s possible. Which was the movie Gremlins about?


Can we talk about something else then?

Plate or platter?


Was there much traffic on the way here?

I have to go.

What’s the point of this?

What’s the point of anything.

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